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Fifty Shades of Grey vs Fifty Shades of Snark

August 23, 2012

World famous screenwriter and photographer Hans Bauer collapses in ecstasy after reading Waiting for Karl Rove.

You Nook owners have been crying in your beer, your sleep and your local confessional because Waiting for Karl Rove has only been available on Kindle.

“What about us?” you’ve wailed. “Don’t we deserve a chance to read the funniest political satire in the entire universe?”

“Yes, you do,” say Jeni Decker and Kat Nove in perfect harmony.

Click here to get your copy for the low, low price of $1.99.

Be warned though. Nook owners who have already flocked to be the first to purchase copies have also purchased Fifty Shades of Grey. This makes sense because there are some similarities.

Both books cause women to soak their panties, if for different reasons. (Hint: One of the books makes readers wet their pants due to excessive laughing.)

After reading the Mommie porn, women toss their overweight, befuddled husbands and boyfriends on the nearest flat surface and give some little used penises a good workout.

After reading Waiting for Karl Rove, liberals of both sexes can’t wait to whip out their credit cards to stimulate the economy by buying it for all their friends and relatives.

Even conservatives love to hate this book; which also stimulates the economy. After reading it, they grind their teeth and dentures so hard, visits to local dentists are a necessity. Trips to doctors are required to obtain prescriptions for blood pressure medications. Antacid sales skyrocket. Comedy Central ratings go up, causing advertisers to masturbate while imagining Jeni Decker and Kat Nove naked.

Now that Waiting for Karl Rove is up on Barnes & Noble,  it will only be a matter of weeks before this terrible recession is over.

You’re welcome, America.

Jeni Decker
Kat Nove

One Comment leave one →
  1. Bradley Dorroh permalink
    September 2, 2012 10:53 am

    buahaha, always a good laugh when you two are together. can’t wait for the next book to come out. I hear that bouncer character is quite a…character 😀

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