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America Needs to Explain Herself

June 5, 2011

We'll do you proud, America!

Premise: Two average Americans cross the country as rapidly as possible because one needs to get back home to her two autistic sons and the other needs to get back to babysitting her grandkids.
Two writers on a mission to discover as many real Americans as possible; average farmers in the Midwest; bar owners in New Orleans; kids whose parents came over illegally years ago and who now serve in the military; elderly native born Americans who only speak Spanish; gay advocates in San Francisco; football fans; opera lovers; rodeo clowns; Muslims; Jews; Atheists; mimes…
America needs to tell us why we’re all in this together.
If the “One Nation” tour bus is still on the road, we’ll catch up to that rolling behemoth and choke down their exhaust fumes as we tail (stalk) the Palins around the country. With a camera in hand we might get pics of Todd or Bristol or Sarah filling the gas tank.  Fingers crossed!
In honor of Sarah Palin, we’ve dubbed it the “Blatant Self-Promo Hos Tour.” Please, won’t you send a poor retail worker and a tired mother of two autistic kids on a whistle-stop tour of America this summer?

Remember, we’ll only get as far as YOUR money takes us.
Amereeeca!  You’ve got some splainin’ to do!
PS: We’re happy to plaster our bodies and bus with your logos, so hop on over to the notSarahPAC website and click on the Sponsor Link!

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