Intolerance will not be tolerated.
Irreverence is revered.
Having sex with a vampire is necrophilia.
Bitter isn’t the new black…we are!
Witty is better than pretty.
If you’ve fallen and you can’t get up, we’ll laugh at you.
Greg Crites has the best voice in audio books and you will listen to him at http://www.veinarmor.com/
There’s no such thing as too many cigarettes.
The Amazing Race should pick us as contestants.
If you’re a man and you wear jewelry… that’s gross.
Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.