About the Book

 

                                                             Waiting for Karl Rove is…

 

                                                                         75,461 words

                                                                         629 footnotes

                                                                             389 pages

                                                                             2 authors 

                                                                  1 good fucking book

 

If you become befuddled by the first person perspective told from the point of view of dual-protagonists, you’re probably just stupid. That’s a personal problem as far as we can see; yours, not ours.

 

We are two writers on a wild road trip to the top of the New York Times Bestseller List, and this book is blatant self-promotion.  And what is this titillating tome about, you ask?

 

Think Thelma and Louise—only Thelma’s menopausal, Louise is an erratic, big-mouth with a penchant for discussing her hemorrhoids, and they’re on a road trip to wrestle an apology from Karl Rove, by any means necessary.

 

That’s really all you need to know.