Waiting for Karl Rove – Casturbate with us, people!
Jeni and Kat casturbated quite a bit while writing this book. (Save your shock and awe for the chapter when we almost get turned into a human centipede.) Kat considers Diane Lane to be her clone so that’s an obvious pick. Jeni is holding out for Kate Winslett. The Remote Control Terrorist demands a heterosexual Andy Dick play him. (Good luck with that!)
Obviously, Betty White, Kathy Griffin, Wolf Blitzer, the Clintons, Jon Stewart, Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Bill Maher will be playing themselves. Jason Statham gets two roles – Darth Maul, leader of the Devil’s Bone biker gang, and himself.
There are many more roles to be filled and the writers think you can help. Let’s all casturbate together and come up with actors to play some of the characters in Waiting for Karl Rove:
Special Agent Lebowski
Dimeatello & Nickelangelo
If you haven’t read the book yet, watch the book trailer for ideas on who to casturbate in the movie.
PS: Thanks so much for all of your e-mails and especially for those of you who have already ordered/read the book. You rock!