Waiting for Karl Rove – Casturbate with us, people!
Casturbate, verb tense: The act of a writer procrastinating by obsessively wondering which actors will play them in the movie version of their book.
Jeni and Kat casturbated quite a bit while writing this book. (Save your shock and awe for the chapter when we almost get turned into a human centipede.) Kat considers Diane Lane to be her clone so that’s an obvious pick. Jeni is holding out for Kate Winslett. The Remote Control Terrorist demands a heterosexual Andy Dick play him. (Good luck with that!)
Obviously, Betty White, Kathy Griffin, Wolf Blitzer, the Clintons, Jon Stewart, Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Bill Maher will be playing themselves. Jason Statham gets two roles – Darth Maul, leader of the Devil’s Bone biker gang, and himself.
There are many more roles to be filled and the writers think you can help. Let’s all casturbate together and come up with actors to play some of the characters in Waiting for Karl Rove:
Dick Cheney
Glenn Beck
Junior Hillbilly
Rush Limbaugh
Dancing Queen
Keith Olbermann
Geraldo Rivera
Special Agent Lebowski
Ann Coulter
Michelle Malkin
Dimeatello & Nickelangelo
Bill O’Reilly
Sean Hannity
Little Prince
KARL ROVE
If you haven’t read the book yet, watch the book trailer for ideas on who to casturbate in the movie.
PS: Thanks so much for all of your e-mails and especially for those of you who have already ordered/read the book. You rock!
Hilarious!! Very creative concept and will knock your socks off!!
What if you’re not wearing socks? It pays to think of these things.
I think I’ve read this thing like 4 times already. Get’s funnier every time I do. AS far as who should play Dancing Queen, why not have the person it’s based off of do it? At least then they don’t have to act. Right?
You could be right since nobody is better at calling Kat Nove an old bag of celluite than THAT guy!